Worst Date Stories Ever
Compiled from real SDA clients, these horrible yet hilarious date stories will really give you the creeps!
"My worst date was with a guy who ordered barbecued ribs on our first date, then proceeded to lick every finger clean - all ten, from the tip all the way down to his palm, after each rib. Then he asked to hold hands in the car!"
"I went to the Chicago Blues Fest with a guy who kept calling himself Daddy. He literally said 'Daddy likes that' more times than I could count. To make things even worse, he decided to go to the bathroom - in a bush! I tried to walk away as fast as I could, and he actually caught up to me and had the nerve to ask me why I walked away and left him behind! We ended up having to awkwardly share a cab together, and I just couldn't wait to get home. I have henceforth referred to him as The Pisser."
"I went on a first date with a guy who spent the entire time asking about my shoe size, shoe preferences, feelings on daily foot massages, and foot 'suckling' - whatever that means! Expressing your foot fetish on the first date really isn't the best way to make a girl feel comfortable."
"I was on a weekend date with a guy when he was suddenly arrested on a warrant. To make things even weirder and more awkward, his girlfriend, whom I didn't know existed up until that point, ended up being the one who drove me to the airport - it was a two and half hour drive."
"I was on a first date with a gentleman who took my hands in his and asked me intently, 'Are you STD-free?' Gotta love dating in LA!"
Posted on Sat, October 18, 2014